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Every Sailor Moon Monster of the Week, ranked by hotness

Sailor Moon! I’ve been a fan for over 20 years, and I'll never pass up on opportunity to discuss this show. But one aspect we don’t talk about enough is the Monsters of the Week. Often funny, sometimes scary, always creative…
But are they hot?
I bring you: Every Sailor Moon Monster of the Week, ranked by hotness.

The Ineligibles

U-Tomodachi from Sailor Moon episode 115, a Daimon dressed like a Japanese kindergartener. The Bonbon Babies from the Sailor Moon SuperS movie, a large number of round-bodied floating babies in pink, blue and orange.

There’s a few monsters that I consider exempt from classification. U-Tomodachi is way too childlike for comfort, and the Bonbon Babies are… well… babies.
Come to think of it, why the hell is Badianne using babies as minions anyway? Some kind of human shield thing? Pretty problematic if you ask me.

The Pension Adams Ghost from Sailor Moon episode 20, a spectral entity vaguely resembling a woman. The Vampire Lemures from the Sailor Moon SuperS Special, a pale woman with horns and wings. Regulus from Sailor Moon episode 19, a turquoise lion.

Similarly, the Pension Adams ghost is the psychic projection of a child, and the vampire from the SuperS special shares a body with a child in a way that’s never really explained.
Also… Regulus is just a straight up lion. Accurately assessing the attractiveness of a lion is outside of my skillset.

Thanks to sailorsoapbox.com for their exhaustive library of high-res screenshots, which I've used throughout this project.
Well, we’ve got 166 monsters to rank, so let’s get to it!

Okay, let the monster thirst begin